Blackcatloner Reviews (2013)

Teachers

59/100

Teachers show their hilariously warped perspective as six elementary school educators trying to mold young minds, even though their own lives aren't really together.

Baskets

75/100

After failing at a prestigious French clowning college, Chip Baskets looks to keep his dream of becoming a professional clown alive.

This Is Us

88/100

A heartwarming and emotional story about a unique set of triplets, their struggles, and their wonderful parents.

Sweet/Vicious

76/100

Hell-bent on bringing justice to those who get away with abuse on their college campus, Jules and Ophelia take on double lives as wannabe vigilantes.

Santa Clarita Diet

78/100

Sheila and Joel are married real estate agents in Santa Clarita, California. When Sheila dies, their lives take a dark turn.

Nevada

54/100

Chrysty walks through the desert carrying nothing and heading nowhere. She enters a very small town called Silver City...

An Affair to Remember

76/100

A couple falls in love and agrees to meet in six months at the Empire State Building - but will it happen?

Das Höllentor der Shaolin

71/100

Three North Shaolin teachers (Lu Feng, Chang Sheng, and Sun Chien) are called on by the Manchus to teach their soldiers and are urged to challenge the current South Shaolin teachers. They ... See full summary »

Magic Mike XXL

56/100

Three years after Mike bowed out of the stripper life at the top of his game, he and the remaining Kings of Tampa hit the road to Myrtle Beach to put on one last blow-out performance.

Give Me Space

An astronaut is stuck on Mercury, with no way home. Meanwhile, the Mercury police are searching for earthly beings to charge and arrest for trespassing. While dodging the cops, the ... See full summary »